Dazed Gazer
yepperoni:

guess what’s on steam now 

comedycentral:

Watch a new Inside Amy Schumer, tonight after Tosh.

that-awkward-wierd-girl:

sounds like forgiveness to me

letmespitonit:

snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

She a fuckin brat

lumpytoast:

petition to replace Zero Suit Samus’ rocket heels with moon shoes

lumpytoast:

petition to replace Zero Suit Samus’ rocket heels with moon shoes

parralex0889:

willyciraptor:

thesassylorax:

cygnettoswan:

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

Hippo got shit to do.

Hippo got swimming to do.

Hippo got shit to do and places to be

ain’t nobody fuck with hippo

parralex0889:

willyciraptor:

thesassylorax:

cygnettoswan:

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

Hippo got shit to do.

Hippo got swimming to do.

Hippo got shit to do and places to be

ain’t nobody fuck with hippo

Why do seals not like going out on the town?

big-bucking-baguette:

theeverglaringgaze:

big-bucking-baguette:

nononononononononononononononono

They don’t like to go clubbing.

they can still have a fun time without clubbing. like a cafe or some stuff like that

Why do seals not like going out on the town?

big-bucking-baguette:

nononononononononononononononono

They don’t like to go clubbing.

ishimarundo:

when people reblog two part posts in the wrong order

image

northlane:


#except for you #since you murdered most of them

oh my god the hashtags

leela-summers:

Let’s talk about sex - Tumblr Edition Part 1

Part 2: x

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

aphnorge:

mikulios:

figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????

year 3000
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."