wtf kind of turtle is that
science of tumblr can you please explain this
Of course they know.
what does this mean
green eggs and ram
i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute
PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN
wait for it
we’re all waiting for that one person to show up..
he’ll be here just wait
wait for it
Heeeeeeere perchu perchu perchu…
ok but literally how
yowapeda au where
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
I fucking love these guys.
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
i have limited ability to pick up on social cues so im sorry if you say i love you and i say thank you or if you ask me what time it is and i say hello or if you say a joke and i just smile at you im just very confused and trying my hardest