THIS IS GENIUS.
This is useful for my exam-facing friends right now… Remember to rest your mind!
NEWS YOU CAN USE!
|—||someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via friendlymoose)|
THIS POST IS FUCKING ME UP
So that’s how you summon Cthulhu
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.
If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.
pumpin blood // NONONO
YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE AUNT CARROLL!
sometimes i think about this video at work and this is one of the reasons my coworkers are scared of me
gotta love that disney tried to represent zeus as a wholesome family man when in reality he was like “it’s got a heartbeat? ill do it”
Yes. In “reality” Zeus was such a sex crazed deity.
shut up you idiot dick ass shit idiot face