peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence
I hate this
That girl is a genius and y’all’re just upset you didn’t think of it first.
who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house
Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.
me when the homestuck game comes out: oh, hey, I remember buying this…. I was so excited…. just a lad back then…
my child: dad what are you looking at
me: that’s right I am a father now. I don’t have time for this. c’mon kiddo let’s go play catch that’s the only game I need. I’m 47
The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you
living in a small town is wonderful
- are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
- are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
- are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
- are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
- are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere
I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then
That first noise made me lose my mind