Dazed Gazer

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

lorddarkfetus:

lorddarkfetus:

when u see a pretty lady and ur bepis says hello

Why bring this back

lorddarkfetus:

lorddarkfetus:

when u see a pretty lady and ur bepis says hello

Why bring this back

pleatedjeans:

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agendermeenahpeixes:

vfilthy:

officialcrow:

2cc48a:

I hate this

im

Piss everywhere

That girl is a genius and y’all’re just upset you didn’t think of it first.

agendermeenahpeixes:

vfilthy:

officialcrow:

2cc48a:

I hate this

im

Piss everywhere

That girl is a genius and y’all’re just upset you didn’t think of it first.

hotchristmas:

who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

hotchristmas:

who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

pleatedjeans:

Someone made 50 Cent’s tweet into a poster. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Someone made 50 Cent’s tweet into a poster. [x]

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grogfella:

Be careful what you wish for, shenaniganza.

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

kingcheddarxvii:

me when the homestuck game comes out: oh, hey, I remember buying this…. I was so excited…. just a lad back then…

my child: dad what are you looking at

me: that’s right I am a father now. I don’t have time for this. c’mon kiddo let’s go play catch that’s the only game I need. I’m 47

damianmcgintleman:

frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

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jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

i had a dream about magical girls that had super strength/agility, but instead of wearing a special outfit they would shed their skin and turn into a skeleton.
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farandolae:

That first noise made me lose my mind